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Archibald the Space Pigeon

Pretentious Git

Created on 2004-11-06 22:14:03 (#5058932), last updated 2009-10-22

1,153 comments received, 1,770 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:degolas
Birthdate:08-15
Location:Winchester, United Kingdom
Bio
I did have a proper biography written here, but I realised that it was a little sad. Writing something more random here will probably give a better impression of who I am.

However, I'm unable to even think of something completely random. Because I don't want to just type random sentences. I would rather have some kind of structure, or least something only semi-random which does resemble a biography in some way.

I'm not really interesting enough to write a biography. For a start, this portion of my profile shouldn't be called a 'mini-biography,' it should be called a mini-autobiography. I'm not writing this about someone else, I'm writing it about myself, therefore it is an autobiography. I only just noticed this little mistake on the profiles page.

Where was I? I'm not really interesting enough to write an AUTObiography about myself. I don't mean that in an angsty way, just in that I'm not famous or anything, I don't have much to say that's worth hearing, so why write an autobiography. Although these days everyone's bloody at it. There are 'celebrities' who are only bloody twenty-years old and they're writing autobiographies. They should wait until they're at least half way through their natural lives to write a book no one gives a toss about. That's what I plan to do.

Alright, I'll conform. A mini-autobiography. What do you, whoever you may be, need to know about me? Here are the basics: I spend way too much time on the internet, writing pointless things such as this, I play bass guitar very poorly, I listen to metal, especially prog at the moment, I'm British, I'm a bit of a grammar-nazi despite having quite poor grammar myself, I enjoy singing in a high-pitched voice and dancing, and I absolutely adore bread. It is the greatest food in the world.

That was relatively quick and painless. Well, it was probably quite painful for you if you've read through this whole thing. Anyway, with the above rambling you should know enough about me to know if you want to bother posting on my LiveJournal. I welcome one and all, so add me if you feel compelled to!

Have fun.
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